{ DBSJ Heaven }

From Sukira 090501 to 090507

1. Self-loving Leeteuk
Leeteuk: When I was young, whatever I was unsatisfied about, I would vent to my mother, if there is anything bad about my character, it’s my mother’s entire fault!
Eunhyuk: You’re not satisfied with your character? Like for example?
Leeteuk: For example the picky side of me, not being satisfied with my current situation, not being tall enough, not being handsome enough…… All these dissatisfactions, I would tell them to my mother.
Eunhyuk: Actually, I feel that there isn’t any area where I am not perfect. Hahahaha, I feel that I am the world’s most handsome person.
Leeteuk: Are you a frog in a well? Don’t you ever watch television?
Eunhyuk: How can this be?
Leeteuk: Then why do you think like that? Don’t you have a pair of eyes?
Eunhyuk: In school, I was the most handsome person.
Leeteuk: Did everyone really say that, or are you flattering yourself?
Eunhyuk: When I was young, my mom always called me “My handsome son”, and that time she was watching the television drama “Sunny Place of the Young”
Leeteuk: The one with Bae Yong Joon!
Eunhyuk: Everyone said I looked exactly like Bae Yong Joon.
Leeteuk: In which aspect?
Eunhyuk: I really feel this way.
Leeteuk: Really alike.
Eunhyuk: And then my mom even went to make me a pair of glasses……
Leeteuk: Really alike, even the heels look alike.
Eunhyuk: And there are some people that say I look like Jang Dong Gun
Leeteuk: When I was in elementary school and I went to places such as banks, the staff would say I was really handsome. I’m not joking, I really heard a lot of people say I looked like Bae Yong Joon.
Eunhyuk: The bank staff only say these to win over customers.
Leetuek: Won’t someone have something better to do than to win over an Elementary School customer.
Eunhyuk: They want to win over your parents.

2. Eunhyuk Took Acetone* to Wipe His Eye
Eunhyuk: For our dance performances, we need to put on makeup. A couple of days ago, I returned home and prepared to remove my eyeliner, but no matter how I searched, I couldn’t find the makeup removal oil. I just used something that looked similar, and applied a small amount on my eye – in a moment it felt hot and stinging, upon looking closely I realised that it was Acetone, if I had really used it, I’d be in trouble.
Leeteuk: Acetone! What would happen if you had used it?
Eunhyuk: if it had gone into my eye…… it’ll be bad.
Leeteuk: But it must be good in removing eyeliner.
Eunhyuk: I didn’t use that, I just wanted to remind everyone to pay attention, it’s really dangerous.

*Acetone: Something commonly found in nail polish removers.

3. The Boys and Their Underwear
Leetuek: Eunhyuk, do you normally wear briefs or boxers?
Eunhyuk: Why are you asking me this?
Leeteuk: Because I’m curious.
Eunhyuk: I wear tight fitting boxers.
Leeteuk: Ahahaha, tight fitting, is wearing this way the style?
Eunhyuk: It displays your manliness, very…… Leeteuk, what kind do you wear?
Leeteuk: When I’m at home……
Eunhyuk: What you wear at home and when outside is different?
Leeteuk: Of course, they strictly must be separated, because when you’re resting at home without a schedule, you need to let your body relax.
Eunhyuk: So what do you wear?
Leeteuk: So when I’m in the dormitory I wear loose boxers, and when I’m out having activities I wear tight fitting boxers…… Ahahaha.
Eunhyuk: Wearing this way is normal.
Leeteuk: Because wearing loose boxers and wearing pants over it looks……
Eunhyuk: But loose boxers always run upwards.
Leeteuk: Really? Oh yes.
Eunhyuk: It’s not very comfortable.

4. Hanyi* tells stories of Eunhyuk’s S.R.D days
Eunhyuk: Hanyi is KTR’s guest today, I have a very deep fate with her.
Leeteuk: Both of you have met before? (Hinting: You’ve dated before?)
Eunhyuk: Um… I’ve seen her before. (Implying: We just know each other)
Leetuek: Then later, let’s hear their love story.
Eunhyuk: In the past, I already felt Hanyi could sing very well. Her real name is Jang Hanyi, and during my elementary school S.R.D activities, she was my schoolmate, but younger than me by a year. At that time, she was a singing ace.
Leeteuk: Did you mix with each other?
Eunhyuk: We’ve never mixed with each other before, after she saw S.R.D, she made up her mind to be a singer.
Hanyi: I can prove their popularity.
Eunhyuk: Hurry, tell us about S.R.D
Hanyi: At that time I was in grade 6, S.R.D had graduated to Junior High. Whenever our school had commemorative events, they would invite S.R.D back to perform, and when they came the girls would go crazy. They’re really, really very popular, they’re the big stars of the Goyang City Valley.
Leeteuk: At the start of the program, how much bribes did you accept from Eunhyuk?
Eunhyuk: Tsk~ At that time, we held dreams of becoming singers, and it’s very delightful that we’re so successful now.

* Hanyi is a solo female singer.

5. Leeteuk’s Loyal Male Fan
Leeteuk: It seems like many people feel that kids who chase idols do not study, actually this isn’t the case. I have a fan, he’s one of the members from a male fan group, and he got into a top college. He often gives me gifts, and he’s been following us since debut.
Eunhyuk: Yes, he’s even been in our KTR recording studio.
Leeteuk: But he’s been following us like this, but yet is able to get into “Y” university based on his own ability, it really gave me a shock.
Eunhyuk: So everyone that is working or studying, listening to our program is very beneficial.

6. Jackie Chan Bird‘s Nest Concert
Eunhyuk: Last week, we received a call from Jackie Chan personally, to invite us to perform at the World Star, Jackie Chan’s Charity Concert.
Leeteuk: This is a concert that is within sight, but not beyond reach of all the people in Asia. There are about 100 performers, many of them are only going on stage to say hi, but we get to go on stage and sing on our own……
Eunhyuk: And it’s two songs.
Leeteuk: On top of that, Jackie Chan said that around the hotel, there are too many fans and accidents might happen, he asked us to walk with him.
Eunhyuk: He’s really a nice person, this is our first time meeting him in person, he’s so helpful to us, and even chatted with us so happily…..
Leeteuk: (imitating Jackie Chan) I used to have a Korean girlfriend!
Eunhyuk: Yes, yes, his Korean is very good. We’ve watched plenty of Jackie Chan’s movies, for example “Rush Hour”……
Leeteuk: The first time I watched his movie, it was “Police Story” in elementary school. He was very happy to hear me say this.
Eunhyuk: And there is “Druken Master”, “Rob-B-Hood”.
Leeteuk: If we mention movies that are not nice, he will say “That is meaningless, don’t watch it”.
Eunhyuk: He’s so truthful towards his own movie.
Leeteuk: He even said to let us go again next year.
Eunhyuk: Yes, it really was a very meaningful performance.

7. 12 Lunatics
Leeteuk: Recently Park Ji Yoon sunbae made her come, at the rest room, the 12 of us ran over shouting “We love you Park Ji Yoon, Milky skinned Park Ji Yoon!” just like the other time with Jo Sung Mo, she was very happy.
Eunhyuk: And it was along the corridor, we were like a bunch of lunatics.

8. Eunteuk’s Children’s Day
Leeteuk: Today, 5 May, is children’s day, Eunhyuk, what did you do?
Eunhyuk: I didn’t have a schedule today, so I slept in. Actually, I could sleep longer, but I was woken by the heat. After waking up, I washed up and watched television, and went out to get my car back.
Leeteuk: Collecting your car after repairs?
Eunhyuk: Yes, and after that I came to KTR.
Leeteuk: The journey here must be very smooth.
Eunhyuk: Yes, the feeling is like driving a new car.
Leeteuk: Yeah. I went to film a CF today, it’s not a product advertisement, it is an advertisement promoting Seoul that would be shown all over Asia, the specific details can’t be revealed yet.
Eunhyuk: I’m filming tomorrow. (sticks out tongue)
Leeteuk: I’m still filming tomorrow. (sticks out tongue)

9. Where has my dimple gone?
Leeteuk: I would like to mourn over my dimple now. In the 27 years of my life, there always was a dimple on the left side of my mouth. 6 years ago, both sides had (dimples), even though the adult said they would disappear when you grow older. But actually, since 2 weeks ago, many fans said “Oppa, where has your dimple gone?” I always thought my dimple was loyal to me, so I rushed to the mirror and smiled, and realised it really was gone.
Eunhyuk: Smile, let me take a look
Leeteuk: (smiles) it really isn’t there
Eunhyuk: It’s very awkward!
Leeteuk: The fans showed me pictures from 2 weeks ago, it was still there at that time. But now it’s gone.
Eunhyuk: No matter how you laugh, you can’t see it?
Leeteuk: Yeah, why?
Eunhyuk: Didn’t they say when you grow older it’ll be gone, your dimple has also grown older. Both of you have grown up. Wow, our Teukie has grown up.
Leeteuk: It is said that Dimples are formed from dead cells, so now that it’s gone, it means the cells are growing, so instead of getting older, I’m still young. When I was young I had an Ajumma for a neighbor, each time I went over to her house with my mother, she would say “People that are easily attracted by girls always have dimples”. My mother would say “Why would you tell the child things like these”.
Eunhyuk: You’ve been attracted by too many girls, your dimples couldn’t contain it, so they fell off.
Leeteuk: Tsk~ Tomorrow, I’m planning to give the hospital a call to check.

10. Eunteuk’s Dream Wedding Ceremonies
Leeteuk: Eunhyuk, when do you want to get married?
Eunhyuk: Truthfully, I actually wanted to get married early, but now I have my job and many things I want to accomplish, I’ll wait until my many things have been provided for before considering.
Leeteuk: I used to imagine holding my wedding at Jamsil Main Arena, and inviting 80 thousand people. This can count as the privilege of being an idol group, when I was performing in China in front of 10 thousand people, I had a similar feeling.
Eunhyuk: …… I thought of putting a few huge screens around the City Hall Plaza area, and 3 days before the wedding we would start having celebration performances, and invite a bunch of singers. Super Junior and TVXQ, SNSD, SHINee, I would invite all these to congratulate me in advance. Then it’ll be the day of the wedding itself, and on the second day, we would not follow tradition and directly go for a honeymoon, instead we will oraganise a banquet style party. It will be a grand wedding ceremony like this.
Leeteuk: After I have ended the ceremony in Jamsil, the members will have a congratulatory performance, and after teacher Lee Soo Man’s speech ends, a helicopter will descend, and out comes a group of special troops, they wil……
Eunhyuk: They will take you away?
Leeteuk: No, ahahaha, it’s just to create the mood.
Eunhyuk: At the City Hall Plaza, I want to let off multicolored fireworks.
Leeteuk: Use fireworks to spell out words?
Eunhyuk: Yes, like HAPPY, MARRY etc.
Leeteuk: and after that, you’ll head home. A listener said “Are both of you crazy? Do you have that much money……”. The 80 thousand people attending my wedding will have to buy tickets.
Eunhyuk: I will give KTR listeners free entrance tickets.
Leeteuk: Renting the City Hall Plaza is not cheap.
Eunhyuk: Is it possible that I have to resort to holding it in the KTR studio……
Leeteuk: In the past, when TVXQ performed at City Hall Plaza, it was so expensive that it was shocking.
Eunhyuk: Is it? Just thinking about the wedding ceremony makes me feel happy, the smile is all over my face.
Leeteuk: That is because you really want to get married.
Eunhyuk: I just thought of some scenarios, at one side of the City Hall Plaza, our fans will be gathered together crying, because their beloved Oppa is getting married. I’ll prepare a present for them – a song I’ve written, and I’ll personally sing for them to hear. After that, I’d prepare 30 thousand blue hot air balloons, to let them take a ride and have an enjoyable trip.
Leeteuk: Is this to send them away?
Eunhyuk: No, it’s just seeing them cry…..
Leeteuk: You don’t intend to have a joint wedding right?
Eunhyuk: Of course, I am the one and only main person
Leeteuk: How about I help you collect the money and gifts?
Eunhyuk: Erm…… Wait, I’ll consider.
Leeteuk: I think among the members, you and Shindong will get married the earliest.
Eunhyuk: Really? Why?
Leeteuk: Gut feeling.
Eunhyuk: Saying it like this, you make it seem as if it is real.

11. Jeolchin Note – Eunhyuk in female attire is just like his sister?
Eunhyuk: Recently, in a program, I dressed as a female, a lot of people who saw said I looked just like my sister, I didn’t feel that way before, but blood ties are unable to deceive others.
Leeteuk: It’s really alike.

12. Sleepless Eunteuk + The Dimple’s Whereabouts
Eunhyuk: Recently, I had something similar to a sleeping disorder, the few hours of being asleep but not really sleeping were very uncomfortable, so I went on the internet and searched, there is a method where you eat chocolate and do simple exercises. So in the middle of the night, I went to the living room and did exercises, and there happened to be chocolate in the fridge, so I ate it. And I really fell asleep.
Leeteuk: I want to sleep more too.
Eunhyuk: Then you should try this method.
Leeteuk: I’m too busy, I don’t have the time to sleep.
Eunhyuk: In the middle of the night, I really did exercises in the living room by myself, you should give it a try too.
Leeteuk: I’ve been exercising recently, but my sleep is really insufficient. Today, I went to record a program, the staff said if I had recorded any longer, I would have fainted.
Eunhyuk: yeah, your condition today really isn’t good.
Leeteuk: So they sent me over, if I said I was to say I wasn’t feeling well, I was afraid I would get sacked. They said I couldn’t faint*, they even sent me to the hospital, so I conveniently asked about my dimple problem.
Eunhyuk: Oh, asking directly at the hospital.
Leeteuk: Yeah, I asked a skin specialist, he took a look and laugh for awhile. He said “Why did this fellow suddenly disappear. This is because your face is fatter, so it disappeared.”
Eunhyuk: How did your face grow fatter?
Leeteuk: I think recently, I practiced until 2 or 3 am before eating.
Eunhyuk: And you still ate so much, you ate 2 servings when others ate only 1.
Leeteuk: And we ordered Jjajangmyun, it should be because of this that I grew fat.
Eunhyuk: Aiish….. Give me a little, I want to grow fat.
Leeteuk: Grow them yourself.

* they cannot afford to let Leeteuk faint as there would a huge commotion as well as a lot of problems

13. Eunhyuk Who Drools When He Sleeps!
Leeteuk: When Eunhyuk sleeps, his saliva flows nonstop, and occasionally, he sucks it in
Eunhyuk: Since when was I like that…
Leeteuk: You have no idea what you’re like, seeing you sleep like that, the members and codis will take paper towels to help you wipe it, just like caring for a baby. Sometimes, it drips down, and we would help you to collect it.
Eunhyuk: What’s the use of collecting it.
Leeteuk: Its true, after you wake up, we would show it to you and say “Take a look, this is yours”. You would suck your saliva and say “This is mine?”
Eunhyuk: I’m only like that when I’m sleeping in the car, slanting my head because I’m too tired. Professional workers are also like that!
Leeteuk: What do professional workers have to do with drooling?Eunhyuk: Professional workers bend their head to sleep when they are too tired.

14. The Never Ending Commotion
Leeteuk: Actually, I have quite a number of Anti-fans, so when I just started work as a DJ someone told me…..
Eunhyuk: Yeah, me too….. There is a number….
Leeteuk: Anti-fans of idol groups is a common thing, but in our presence in this program has always created a stir, and has been very well received by everyone, so in future we still will have more interesting news, everyone please continue to support KTR.
Eunhyuk: When we go to record the program, the Sunbaes will ask us if it is tiring doing a radio program. We always answer “In a day, we accumulate a lot of stress, but in the radio program, talking about our own stories, its releases the stress, and even increases our drive.”
Leeteuk: Yes, correct. We have a lot we want to say to everyone, hope everyone can join in, giving us suggestions, allowing KTR to be more happy and relaxed.


Credits: Kimsohye (Korean to Mandarin)
Translations: –dreamx @ sj-world.net (Mandarin to English)
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